EVERYONE WELCOME TO THE ERA OF S3XUALLY TRANSMITTED JOBS AND S3X GOODIES

We are living in an epoch when basically nothing is freely given. Well, of course there are 4, 5, 6 of free God given things, but “charity” stuff just ends there. I know none of that makes sense. Let me decipher that. You need a job, walking from office to office is not an option, with your credentials safely tucked under your arm hoping that before the sun sinks into the west you’ll have a ‘work begins on Monday’ answer. You walk into this office and wait for your turn to see the boss. When your turn comes, you get off that waiting-bay seat, kiss your lucky charm and walk in with the ‘hope up’ look. As you are busy earning yourself points that you hope to redeem via getting employment, the boss is busy as well. Doing what? Thinking of how great it would be “sharing a bed” with you. By the moment you are done with your well prepared presentation, the boss gladly offers you a job. But under ONE condition. You have to meet them up at ‘Blue Springs’ or some other prestigious hotel/lodging to “tie up” the deal. Then the truth dawns on you. You either agree to their terms and get that long awaited job, or blatantly turn down the offer and keep torturing your best pair of shoes as you resume your tarmacking. These are times you start posting `I am in a dilemma’ on social media and acting as a cryptic cliffhanger. Unfortunately, most people will accept, quoting desperation and many other pity-earning words as the reason to why they’ll accept. It is heartrending. How do you offer yourself in return for a favor? That is tantamount to being a certified K.Street dealer. This trend has seeped into almost every social institution. That explains why words like Sexually Transmitted Jobs/Promotions, Sexually Transmitted Degrees among other Sexually Transmitted ‘Goodies’ are not shocking anymore. At least the hearsays of Ruto’s son scores can be in the ‘shocking news zone’. In case you were not aware of it, WELCOME TO THE ERA OF SEXUAL TRANSMISSION! .

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