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Monday, 17 February 2014

SECRET TO SMASHING BOOBS TO ENHANCE SATISFACTION

Monday, 17 February 2014 - by Unknown · - 0 Comments

You know your bra doesn't fit right. You look at yourself in the mirror and you can see that something is off. Maybe the straps are digging in or the back is riding up. Maybe your cups are gaping or your back is bulging. Recognizing that there is a problem is easy. It’s figuring out how to fix it that’s the hard part. “A lot of women just hold onto their bras for way too long,” says Michelle Lam, founder and CEO of online bra boutique, True & Co., and overall bra-fit badass. “If you’re the kind of woman who wears the same bra every day, you need to be prepared to replace it every 3 to 4 months.” The reason, Michelle says, is that bras stretch out over time, especially if you have a larger bust, since your bra has to work that much harder to support you. “Think about it: if you’re wearing your bra for 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, for 4 months, that’s over 10,000 hours of wear time. Of course it’s going to get stretched out!” You can prolong the life of your bra by making sure it fits on the loosest set of hooks when you first buy it, but that’s not much help when you’re at home trying to figure out what to do with the bra you already have on. Some issues can be solved with a simple adjustment, but others require that you bite the bullet and go spend some money on a new bra. Here’s how you tell the difference. 1. The Problem: You straps are falling down The Solution: Adjust “First off,” says Michelle, “get a bra with some pretty straps so you won’t mind so much when they fall down. Second, understand that straps stretch out faster than the rest of the bra, so they need to be adjusted more often. Definitely after every washing and, depending on how large your bust is, sometimes even in the middle of the day.” 2. The Problem: Your straps are digging in. The Solution: Adjust Tighten your band. “The band stretches out over time,” says Michelle, “and needs to be adjusted so the straps aren’t left to do all the work.” If your straps are still digging in, look for a bra with wider straps for more even weight distribution, especially if you have a larger bust. 3. The Problem: Your band is riding up in the back. The Solution: Adjust If your band is riding up in the back, but your cups a sagging in the front, Michelle suggests you try tightening the band for added support. But, if you’re otherwise well supported, you may be able to achieve a better fit just by loosening your straps. 4. The Problem: The center gore is digging into your sternum. The Solution: Shop You can try wearing a bra with no underwire, but if you’re not getting the support you need, Michelle suggests opting for a plunge-style bra. “It won’t connect with your sternum in the same place so it should be more comfortable, especially if you have a bonier chest.” 5. The Problem: The center gore and the underwire are being held away from your chest. The Solution: Adjust “I see this a lot in women with larger busts,” says Michelle. “try tightening the band, but if that doesn’t work you may need to go down a band size.” 6. The Problem: You’re popping out of the top of your bra (aka quadra-boob). The Solution: Shop “If you’re just popping out a little bit, try changing to a demi cup or balconette style in the same size,” says Michelle. The reason is that demi cups support your breasts differently, allowing them to pool naturally instead of hiking them up and strapping them to your chest. If you are still bulging, though, you may need to go up a cup size. 7. The Problem: Side boob. The Solution: Shop A little bit of skin folding is natural. says Michelle, “but if it really bothers you, try switching to a triangle bra to cover the area.” Of course, if your spillage is more than just skin, switching to a different shaped bra probably won’t cut it. In that case go up a cup size to give your self more room. 8. The Problem: Your underwire is digging in on the side. The Solution: Shop If your breasts come more from the side and your underwire is digging in,go up a cup size until the underwire no longer pinches, then adding padding to fill any open space in the cups themselves. Yes, this will make your breasts look larger, which you may not want, but you’re going to have to pick your battles. 9. The Problem: Back bulge. The Solution: Shop Unfortunately, this is another time when a simple bra adjustment isn’t going to cut it. Instead, look for a bra with a wider band and more of a scoop shape in the back, which will provide more even support and is less likely to leave you with unsightly back rolls.

Friday, 14 February 2014

LADIES ..SHAMELESSLY..SMOKING SHISHA,DANGERS OF SHISHA SMOKING

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Although many people believe shisha tobacco is less dangerous than smoking cigarettes, research has shown that smoking shisha can cause damage to the lungs and the heart. Shisha (or sheesha) is an oriental tobacco pipe which is available to buy or use in designated cafes worldwide. Herb or fruit flavoured tobacco is burnt using charcoal placed on aluminium foil. The tobacco smoke is cooled as it passes through a water-filled bowl and inhaled deep into the lungs using a flexible tube. Although the water-filled bowl, which the tobacco passes through, is a barrier to the tar and absorbs nicotine, much greater levels of smoke are inhaled by the user compared with smoking cigarettes. Research has shown that smoking shisha for 60-minutes can produce 100-200 times more smoke than having one cigarette. Smoking shisha also causes the inhalation of toxic gases, as well as aluminium fumes, which can cause both lung and heart problems. The amount of carbon dioxide inhaled through smoking shisha is very high compared with cigarette smoking, depending on the ingredients used. In addition, the packaging of shisha tobacco makes people less aware of the amount they are smoking compared with cigarettes and medical experts caution that frequently smoking shisha significantly increases the risk of lung cancer and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD).

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

PLEASE KEEP OFF ENERGY DRINKS LIKE MONSTER ENERGY DRINK,,,,IT IS DEATH PACKAGED IN BEAUTIFUL CANS ...TAKE QUAIL EGGS...LEADS TO STROKE.....

Wednesday, 12 February 2014 - by Unknown · - 0 Comments

According to a story published this week by the Daily Mail, Monster energy drink could lead to seizures, mania, stroke, sudden death or a fatal heart attack. The energy drink, being sold at Sh200 is popular with the young in Nairobi, especially teenagers. The UK family of a 14-year-old girl who died after she drank two of the beverages is also suing the makers of Monster, an energy drink with the caffeine equivalent of seven cans of Coca-Cola. There is growing alarm In December 2011, 14-year-old Anais Fournier died of “cardiac arrhythmia due to caffeine toxicity” after drinking two 710 ml cans of Monster Energy drink. With some cans having 13 teaspoons of sugar and the equivalent in caffeine of two cups of coffee, there is growing alarm over what these drinks are doing to the young body and brain. According to another article in The New York Times, five people may have died over the past three years after drinking Monster Energy, according to incident reports recently released by the US watchdog, Food and Drug Administration. In the Daily Mail article, Jenni Weaver was baffled by her 15-year-old daughter Gina’s mysterious symptoms. “She started having really bad stomach cramps,” says Jenni. “She was suffering headaches, too. I was so worried, but I couldn’t work it out and neither could our family doctor.” In March, the pain got so bad that Gina, 15, had to be hospitalised and given morphine. Three or four cans a day The doctor couldn’t establish what was causing it, so he asked Gina about her diet,” says Jenni. “She had a normal diet, but then she mentioned that she drank the energy drink Monster. She admitted she drank about three or four cans a day, which she was buying on her way to school. “The doctor told her that she had to stop. Gina followed the doctor’s advice and the stomach pains and headaches have ceased.” Gina was drinking up to two litres of Monster a day, which is around 640mg of caffeine – the recommended daily limit for adults is 400mg. A 2011 study in America reported on a number of cases where excessive caffeine consumption in energy drinks had been associated with effects such as “seizures, mania, stroke and sudden death”. Monster is distributed in Kenya by Wines of the World, one of the leading forces in the alcoholic beverage market. Was taken to bed When reached for comment by The Nairobian as to whether the company has raised awareness among consumers about over consumption of Monster, a Ms Ann from the marketing department said: “Anything we communicate to consumers usually come from the head office and all the information about the drink is available on the head company’s website.” ‘Kui’, a waitress at Extreme Pub and Restaurant in Embakasi said the drink is a favourite with teetotalers. “Most people who join their friends but don’t drink prefer to take Monster. They drink three or four cans the whole night. I didn’t know too much of it is bad,” she says. E-mails to Kenya Bureau of Standards regarding Monster weren’t replied to by the time The Nairobian was taken to bed as the switchboard operator could not transfer us to the specific department, but asked that we book an appointment to see the director next week, (February 10-14). SOURCE TheNairobian

LADIES''';'';'GUIDELINE TO GET THAT FORNICATING ATTENTION SEEKING BUTT NATURALLY

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Heel Raises Heel raises are excellent for developing a rounder butt. You can use ankle weights or resistance bands to maintain tension for better muscle growth in the glutes and hamstrings. 1. Begin on your hands and knees in a tabletop position. Drive the heel of one foot straight up towards the ceiling, maintaining a 90-degree angle at the knee. At the top of the movement, take a second to flex the glute muscles as you exhale. 2. Inhale as you slowly bring the knee back down, crossing it over the opposite knee. Tip: For a more intense workout, do 1 to 2 minutes on one leg, then continue with another 1 to 2 minutes on the same leg, but this time extending your leg straight out. Once this 2 to 4 minute set is complete, switch legs. Jump Squats Jump squats are great for gaining strength and burning fat. 1. To start, slowly lower yourself into a squat making sure your knees don't pass your toes. This is called the safe-squat position. 2. Next, spring up into a straight jump and land in the same safe-squat position. Repeat this movement continuously for 30 seconds. Single Leg Bridges Leg bridges are great for your booty and build sexy VS model legs. 1. Lie on your back with one foot flat on the ground and one leg straight up in the air. 2. Exhale as you place your weight into the heel of the foot on the ground and drive your glutes up aiming to make your body straight from shoulder to knee. At the top of the movement, flex your glutes and inhale as you slowly return to start position. Repeat this for 20 repetitions per leg, pulsing at the top for 10 seconds at the end of each set.

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

GUIDELINE TO ORAL S3X AND MIND BLOWING BLOWJOBS FOR MAX SATISFACTION

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Monday, 10 February 2014

HEALTHY BENEFITS OF AN ORGASM IN YOUR S3X LIFE

Monday, 10 February 2014 - by Unknown · - 0 Comments

Sex in normal doses is good for your health suggests a study that was recently published by The Journal of Sexual Medicine. As you watch your health by eating right and exercising and drinking your required 8-10 glasses of water daily and taking your vitamins, you should include regular sexual activities on your health list. The study that was carried out by Women’s Health Program at Monash University in Australia found that women who had sex and reached an orgasm had higher levels of energy, fell ill less and had a better psychological outlook. So apparently you should have sex at least twice a month failure to which you will be more likely to get sick and this is as compared to those who have sex a little more regularly. However, the study went on to reveal that it is not just about the sex. For you to reap the full health benefits through sexual activity you have to reach a climax. Yes, an orgasm should be your limit. Be sure to anticipate that particular limit every time you have sex even if such an opportunity comes once in a long while. And Men…sex shouldn’t be just about you getting laid, do help your woman get to the finish line…her and her overall health will be grateful.FOLLOW US @KENYATIMES

Sunday, 9 February 2014

BENEFITS OF MASTURBATION AND WARNINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW...KenyaTimesDaily

Sunday, 9 February 2014 - by Unknown · - 0 Comments

It is said that the safest way to cheat on your partner is with yourself and that is by loving yourself. Masturbation if you like. “Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of one’s own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands, fingers, everyday objects, or dedicated sex toys.” Normally just the word masturbation makes people go scarlet and is usually frowned upon but you will be glad to know that masturbation has a lot of benefits. Here goes: #1 Masturbation boosts your immunity When one ejaculates, a hormone cortisol which is a stress hormone is released. When this hormone is released in small doses, it can help maintain and strengthen your immune system. #2 Masturbation relieves cramps Instead of seeking help from that hot water bottle, you could use your hands to relieve cramps. Masturbation and the intensity of an orgasm increases blood flow to the pelvic area easing pain in the process. #3 Masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer Masturbation helps flush out toxins which build up in the urogenital tract causing disease. When the toxins are flushed out of the body one is said to become a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. #4 Masturbation makes sex better Masturbation gives you a first hand experience at what an orgasm should feel like (genital pleasure). Knowing that should let you in on what to expect when doing the real do and will give you a hint on what to expect from a sexual encounter with your partner. #5 Masturbation helps you sleep Genital pleasure is said to lower blood pressure and produce endorphins. Endorphins contain some chemicals responsible for stress reduction and increase relaxation allowing you to sleep better. It also boosts your mood. #6 Gets rid of urinary tract infections Masturbation helps to flush out bacteria from the cervix. This is useful especially for those prone to regular Urinary Tract Infections. There you have it. The 6 benefits of masturbation. This however does not give you permission to overdo it because then it can turn into a problem.

Saturday, 25 January 2014

THIS DEVICE CAN BE ABLE TO TELL YOU WHEN YOU WILL DIE IS IT TRUE?

Saturday, 25 January 2014 - by Unknown · - 0 Comments

People may often tell you to live as if you’ll die tomorrow, but that only makes sense if you are actually diagnosed with terminal illness and decide to quit your job to enjoy some last moments on earth. For everyone else, this concept just attempts to glorify s3x recklessly or justify that one night stand with the waitress No! Not okay! Unless you have a definite estimate on how much time you have left in life, there’s no reason to behave dangerously. To get that estimate, however, you might need to wear one of these “death test” watches to predict when you’re going to kick the bucket. Created by physics professors Aneta Stefanovska and Peter McClintock from Lancaster University in England, the Endotheliometer is a watch-like device that can administer these so- called death tests. Using laser technology to evaluate your health conditions, the watch sends beams deep into the wearer’s skin to analyze tiny cells inside the capillaries and determine how the body is aging. “Everything that goes on in your cardiovascular system, whether you are going to have a stroke or heart attack, starts off as something going wrong in the endothelium,” Stefanovska said. By testing the tissue under the skin, doctors will be able to see early signs of diseases, such as cancer, coronary heart disease, or dementia. Using the data gathered from these laser beams, cell functions are rated between 0 to 100 based on optimal levels. This number is then used to calculate the person’s remaining life span. “I’m hoping we will build a database that will become larger and larger, so every person measured can be compared against it,” Stefanovska said. “We will then be in a position to tell them the values [that] predict a certain number of years.” The prototype is currently described as “bulky and experimental,” but the team says they are working to miniaturize the size to that of a wristwatch. They estimate the device to cost between £200 to £300 (approximately $310 to $464), and hope to have the product ready for market in the next three years. Just don’t die before then if you want to keep living on the edge, .

Wednesday, 22 January 2014

REVEALING THE HOT SPOTS IN THE ANATOMY OF A MAN AND HOW TO WORK ON THEM TO GAIN FULL SATISFACTION

Wednesday, 22 January 2014 - by Unknown · - 0 Comments

HIS Hot Zone # 1: Cremaster 101 You may be thinking we made up this name but seriously, there IS such a word as cremaster and it’s a muscle that covers the male testicles. This wonder muscle works pretty much like a bungee cord or rope and itpulls the testicles up (when they’re exposed to cold) and down (when they’re exposed to warmth). You can thus say that the purpose of cremaster is to ensure that the testicles are protected by regulating temperature. How to master the cremaster: When your partner is just about to come, his testicles retreat. Think of it as a spring coiling tight before the big deployment! It’s of course thecremaster that’s making this ‘coiling’ possible. In contrast, lightly pulling down onhis family jewels while making love helps delay ejaculation, thus extending pleasure. So, if you want him to be delirious without pleasure for a long time, make sure you are delaying the effects of the cremaster! For instance, as you perform fellatio, make sure that you are gently pulling or tugging athis balls. Your tongue action on his member will make him want to explode, but your pulling action is preventing the cremaster from tightening and pulling the testicles up to the point that he reaches a climax. It’s sort of likefinding the secret to lasting all night! As you try the tip above, be sure that you’re not tugging too hard. Remember you want to delay his climax while providing pleasure. You want a deep moan out of him, not a shout of pain. HIS Hot Zone # 2: The P-Spot If we women have the G-spot (Gräfenberg spot), men have the P-spot or what is called the prostate, which is actually a gland that holds a fluid that gets ejected with semen as he climaxes. The prostate is just about the size of a walnut and it surrounds the urethra. And just like our g-spots, when the prostate is stimulated, he can be in for a very wild erotic ride. How to master the P-spot: To stimulate his prostate, you need to know about the corpus cavernosa first. These tissues run over the length of the penis (from the pubic bone to the penis head) and are actually the ways by which blood pumps to the penis, making it erect. So to cut the long story short, stimulate his penis and you, in effect, stimulate his P-spot. What’s the best way to do this, you ask? Wrap your dainty hand around his member and instead of making an up and down motion as you normally would, push your hand - gently! - towards him. The result? Thecorpus cavernosa tissues will go down and ‘cuddle’ the prostate. HIS Hot Zone #3: Perineum The perineum is that diamond-shaped area between his balls and back door. It feels slight hard to the touch but it’s jam-packed with nerve endings that can easily send him to erotic heaven! How to master the perineum : You can stimulate the perineum anytime you wish since it’s pretty much located at an ‘accessible’ angle. However, what a lot of women forget is to stimulate it just when he’s about to come. For instance, most men seem to prefer to be in the missionary position when they’re ready to explode. So, when you sense that he’s nearing his climax, simply reach down between his legs and press this diamond-shaped pleasure nub with the knuckle of yourindex finger. Why the knuckle? Well, it reallyis sensitive so you want to avoid scratching him there. You want him to shout in pleasureand not to shout (at you!) in annoyances or pain. If on the other hand, you want to stimular the perineum at the onset of lovemaking, think of it as his clitoris. By this, we mean you should make sure that you are applying various degrees and types of pleasure. (Isn’tit that our clitoris sort of becomes immune, if not even irritated, if it’s constantly treated to the exact same treatment or pressure?) So be sure that you massage, draw lazy circles, press and ease away, and pretty much keep his perineum point on the edge as you stimulate him HIS Hot Zone #4: Lips Well, what do you know, one of his erogenous zones is one of ours too: the lips.This is not surprisingly really. After all, the membranes that make up the lips are packed with nerve endings. So the next time you think that he’s not much of a kisser, give him a lip treat that will MAKE him want to bekissed over and over again. How to master his lips: It’s soooo easy to kiss your partner on the lips that you probably just go ahead and plant a big wet one anytime you like. Well, this time, make him beg for it by kissing him everywhere… EXCEPT on the lips. And make him really anticipate it too by making sure you plant really wet, sloppy kisses elsewhere on his body. Make sure you apply various kisses too: wet ones, hard ones, quick ones, sucking ones, you get the idea. All these moves will make him want you to kiss him full on the lips soon. And when you finally ‘give in’, make sure you do various things such as lining his lips with your tongue, and when they’re wet, exhale gently on them. This wet-cool technique will drive him WILD! His Hot Zone #5: Nipples Remember the times when you thought you were almost ‘coming’ because he’s soooo good licking, grazing and sucking your nipples? Well, guess what, you can apply thesame delirious pleasure on him. True, his nipples are not as ‘obvious’ as ours even when they’re hard and erect. However, those little nubs are still packed full of pleasure nerves that you can tap! How to master his nipples: Start off by kissing, licking and breathing your hot breath on his nipples. That would make them erect enough! Now, as you go on your favorite woman-on-top position, give him a double sensory delight. By this, we mean make his eyes dance with delight as your bosom jiggles up and down in front of you asyou ride him. While this is going on, reach out and draw lazy circles around his nipples!We guarantee, he won’t know to which pleasure he should focus on! So there you have it; five secret sex zones for you to play with tonight. Enjoy!

BREAST CANCER INSIGHT,UNKNOWN FACTS AND PRECAUTIONS

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Breast cancer is a type of cancer originating from breast tissue, most commonly from the inner lining of milk ducts or the lobules that supply the ducts with milk. [ 1 ] Cancers originating from ducts are known as ductal carcinomas , while those originating from lobules are known as lobular carcinomas . Breast cancer occurs in humans and other mammals . While the overwhelming majority of human cases occur in women, male breast cancer can also occur. [ 2 ]The size, stage, rate of growth, and other characteristics of a breast cancer determine the kinds of treatment. Treatment may include surgery , drugs ( hormonal therapy and chemotherapy ), radiation and/or immunotherapy . [ 3 ] Surgical removal of the tumor provides the single largest benefit, with surgery alone curing many cases. To increase the likelihood of cure, several chemotherapy regimens are commonly given in addition to surgery. Radiation is used after breast-conserving surgery and substantially improves local relapse rates and in many circumstances also overall survival. [ 4 ] Some breast cancers are sensitive to hormones such as estrogen and/or progesterone , which makes it possible to treat them by blocking the effects of these hormones. Worldwide, breast cancer accounts for 22.9%of all cancers (excluding non-melanoma skin cancers ) in women. [ 5 ] In 2008, breast cancer caused 458,503 deaths worldwide (13.7% of cancer deaths in women). [ 5 ] Breast cancer is more than 100 times more common in women than in men , although men tendS to have poorer outcomes due to delays in diagnosis. [ 6 ] Prognosis and survival rates for breast cancer vary greatly depending on the cancer type, stage, treatment, and geographical location of the patient. Survival rates in the Western world are high; [ 6 ] for example, more than 8 out of 10 women (84%) in England diagnosed with breast cancer survive for at least 5 years. [ 8 ] In developing countries, however, survival rates are much poorer.Early signs of breast cancer The first noticeable symptom of breast cancer is typically a lump that feels differentfrom the rest of the breast tissue. More than 80% of breast cancer cases are discovered when the woman feels a lump. [ 9 ] The earliest breast cancers are detected bya mammogram . [ 10 ] Lumps found in lymph nodes located in the armpits [ 9 ] can also indicate breast cancer. Indications of breast cancer other than a lump may include thickening different from the other breast tissue, one breast becominglarger or lower, a nipple changing position or shape or becoming inverted, skin puckering or dimpling, a rash on or around a nipple, discharge from nipple/s, constant pain in part of the breast or armpit, and swelling beneath the armpit or around the collarbone. [ 11 ] Pain (" mastodynia ") is an unreliable tool in determining the presence or absence of breast cancer, but may be indicative of other breast health issues. [ 9 ] [ 10 ] [ 12 ] Inflammatory breast cancer is a particular type of breast cancer which can pose a substantial diagnostic challenge. Symptoms may resemble a breast inflammation and mayinclude itching, pain, swelling, nipple inversion, warmth and redness throughout the breast, as well as an orange-peel texture to the skin referred to as peau d'orange ; [ 9 ] the absence of a discernible lump delays detection dangerously. Another reported symptom complex of breastcancer is Paget's disease of the breast . This syndrome presents as eczematoid skin changes such as redness and mild flaking of the nipple skin. As Paget's advances, symptoms may include tingling, itching, increased sensitivity, burning, and pain. There may also be discharge from the nipple.Approximately half of women diagnosed with Paget's also have a lump in the breast. [ 13 ] In rare cases, what initially appears as a fibroadenoma (hard movable lump) could in fact be a phyllodes tumor. Phyllodes tumors are formed within the stroma (connective tissue) of the breast and contain glandular as well as stromal tissue. Phyllodes tumors are not staged in the usual sense; they are classified on the basis of their appearance under the microscope as benign, borderline, or malignant. [ 14 ] Occasionally, breast cancer presents as metastatic disease, that is, cancer that has spread beyond the original organ. Metastaticbreast cancer will cause symptoms that depend on the location of metastasis. Common sites of metastasis include bone, liver, lung and brain. [ 15 ] Unexplained weight loss can occasionally herald an occultbreast cancer, as can symptoms of fevers or chills. Bone or joint pains can sometimes be manifestations of metastatic breast cancer, as can jaundice or neurological symptoms. These symptoms are called non-specific , meaning they could be manifestations of many other illnesses. [ 16 ] Most symptoms of breast disorders, including most lumps, do not turn out to represent underlying breast cancer. Less than 20% of lumps for example are cancer [ 17 ] and benign breast diseases such as mastitis and fibroadenoma of the breast are more common causes of breast disorder symptoms. Nevertheless, the appearance of a new symptom should be taken seriously by both patients and their doctors, because of the possibility of an underlying breast cancer at almost any age. [ 18 ]

Sunday, 19 January 2014

S3X SATISFACTION, PROBLEMS AND SOLUTIONS TO A BETTER MARRIAGE LIFE

Sunday, 19 January 2014 - by Unknown · - 0 Comments

A sexual problem means that sex isn't satisfying or positive for you. In women, common sexual problems include feeling little or no interest in sex, having problems getting aroused, or having trouble with orgasm. For some women, pain during intercourse is a problem. Most women have a sexual problem at one time or another. For some women, it's ongoing. But your symptoms are only a sexual problem if they bother you or cause trouble in your relationship. There is no "normal" level of sexual response, because it's different for every woman. You may also find that what's normal at one stage of your life changes at another stage or age. For example, it's common for a tired mother of a baby to have little interest in sex. And it's common for both women and men to have less intense sex drives as they age. This is linked in part to hormone changes in the body. What are some causes of sexual problems in women? Female sexuality is complex. At its core is a need for closeness and intimacy. Women also have physical needs. When there is a problem in either the emotional or physical part of your life, you can have sexual problems. Some common causes include: • Emotional causes, such as stress, relationship problems, depression or anxiety, a memory of sexual trauma, and unhappiness with your body. • Physical causes, such as hormone problems, pain from an injury or other problem, and certain conditions such as diabetes or arthritis. • Aging, which can cause changes in the vagina, such as dryness and stiffening. • Certain medicines that can cause sexual problems. These include medicines for depression, blood pressure, and diabetes. What are the symptoms? Sexual problems can include: • Having less desire for sex. • Having trouble feeling aroused. • Not being able to have an orgasm. • Having pain during intercourse. How are sexual problems in women diagnosed? Women often recognize a sexual problem when they notice a change in desire or sexual satisfaction. When this happens, it helps to look at what is and isn't working in the body and in life. For example: • Are you ill, or do you take a medicine that can lower your sexual desire or response? • Are you stressed or often very tired? • Do you have a caring, respectful connection with a partner? • Do you and your partner have the time and privacy to relax together? • Do you have painful memories about sex or intimacy? Your doctor can help you decide what to do. He or she will ask questions, do a physical exam, and talk to you about possible causes. Some women find it hard to talk to their doctor about sexual problems at first. Sometimes it helps to write out what you want to say beforehand. For example, you could say something like, "For the past few months, I haven't enjoyed sex as much as I used to." Or you could say, "Ever since I started taking that medicine, I haven't felt like having sex."

Tuesday, 14 January 2014

HILARIOUS;;;'''STUDY REVEALS LADIES WITH BIG BUTTS ARE SMARTER ..READ DETAILS

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''I have always known that my booty will bring me something good one day . I don’t have those very visible and daring curves that men like, but I do have a working booty. And thighs for days. They just won’t go away – not that I really want them to. But I have just read the best news ever: women with big butts are smarter. Rejoice, girls! If you are a girl who does not have a big booty (sorry Funmie), then just join the rest of us to rejoice''...a plus sized lady stated
According to a scientific study , women with big butts are smarter.  also less likely to have high cholesterol, and  they are smarter because they produce more omega 3 fats. Woo hoo! Listen, just couple weeks ago, I bought a pair of skinny jeans (for my non skinny body), and it’s tight on my thighs. But on my waist, I can take it off or on without even unbuttoning it. I was so frustrated that I refused to send it back (I ordered it online). If I order a smaller size, it won’t fit my thighs, so I’m gonna be wearing my jeans like that … with a belt an extra sized lady was quoted
I don’t know who the scientists are that do these studies, but one thing is certain: they’re having all kinds of fun. Here’s how they’re reporting the study:
A study from the University of Oxford revealed that women with bigger butts have distinct advantages over women who have flat rears, and not just the ability to fill out a pair of jeans. Those with inflated derrières have lower insulin resistance, and they produce hormones that better metabolize sugar — which means these women are less likely to develop heart problems or diabetes than women who carry extra weight around their stomachs. These women also tend to have lower cholesterol; and they tend be smarter, because they produce more Omega 3 fats, which mobilizes brain development.
Researchers indicate that fat in the lower body is preferred to fat anywhere else throughout the body. Dr. Michael Jensen, director of endocrine research at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn. stated that the fat of pear-shaped women behaves in healthy ways, and that the public should think about fat “as an important organ for our health.”
“It is the protective role of lower body, that is [thigh and backside] fat, that is striking. The protective properties of the lower body fat depot have been confirmed in many studies conducted in subjects with a wide range of age, BMI and co-morbidities,” ABC News said, quoting the Journal of Obesity.
Dr. Robert Kushners, medical specialist in obesity at Northwestern Memorial Hospital, clarified that fat in the stomach is “more metabolically active,” therefore harmful, while fat in the lower regions may be more stable.
Experts have been unclear on whether lower region shapeliness is healthier than being thin, but they did indicate that those who are thin have no health..

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

HOW to GET lid of CELLULITESand get a SMOOTH SKIN

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WAYS TO GET LID OF CELLULITES
When you're half naked on the beach, the last thing you want to worry about is cellulite. But don't let dimply skin keep you from slipping on your swimsuit. Instead, stop cellulite—or at least camouflage it—with these tips and products.

UNDERSTAND CELLULITE..Cellulite sucks because, well, if your mom has it, chances are you do too  Lumpy, bumpy skin is caused when fat presses up against the vertical connective tissue that surrounds fat cells in our thighs, for example. This creates a bulging of the cells, resulting in a dimpled effect (picture your skin pushing through fishnet stockings).But even if it runs in your family, there are ways to minimize its appearance...

REGULAR EXERCISE..Since cellulite is fat, excess weight can contribute to it. That's why it's important to engage in physical exercise like walking, jogging, swimming, yoga, etc., several times a week.


ALWAYS EAT A HEALTHY BALANCED  DIET A healthy diet plays an important role in keeping the signs of cellulite at bay. Eat plenty of fiber and whole grain foods (such as bran and oat cereals), since they help to remove waste and toxins from the intestinal tract, as well as fruits and vegetables.Also, drink plenty of water If you increase your daily intake of water, your body will begin to shed its excess fat, including the fat stored as cellulite. The water will also help strengthen the collagen in your skin, helping to reduce the lumpy look.
MASSAGE THE AFFECTED AREAS This sudser has multiple nubs on it that allow you to massage cellulite, stimulating circulation and breaking up fluids beneath your skin, leaving a more even appearance. Bliss Fat Girl Soap,  also exfoliates away dead cells and contains caffeine to help tighten skin                                                                                                             .   USE OF EXFOLIATOR  If massage nubs aren't quite your thing, spring for a caffeine-filled body scrub and pay special attention to your area of concern.When used topically, a ground coffee exfoliant, like  Sea Salt, and Tubinado Sugar Body Scrub,  promises to break up fatty deposits as you massage it into your skin. It also tightens it up with caffeine, and hydrates and plumps your skin with avocado oil.                                                                                                                                                               USE OF SERUM Blast cellulite with a serum, like Nivea Skin Firming Cellulite Serum with Q10, $10.20,When used daily, this ultra-concentrated formula with L-Carnitine, lotus leaf extract, and Coenzyme Q10 helps reduce the signs of dimpling in as little at 10 days.
USE OF SLIMMING WORKOUT OUTFIT Whether or not you're wearing a swimsuit, form-fitting clothes—especially spandex—can highlight cellulite.When you're working out, minimize the look of dimpling with Proskins Slim Cycle Shorts, . Not only do they provide an instant slimming effect, they're also infused with ingredients like retinol, vitamin E, and caffeine that help tighten and hydrate skin, leaving your legs looking less lumpy after you take them off.
USE OF SELF TANNER Since there's no cure for cellulite (you can just minimize its appearance with products that take time to work), the quickest fix to camouflage lumpy skin is self tanner. to disguise your dimples in a flash.

How I Hid My Boyfriend’s N850,000 Gold Necklace Inside My Private Part – Girl Confesses

girl-that-hid-boyfriends-necklace-in-private-part

A woman who was arrested on allegations of theft shocked police officers when she reportedly produced the stolen object from a strange place.

Tessy Emorvon, 26, is said to have stripped in the presence of Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) operatives and produced a gold necklace, which she is said to have stolen, from her vagina.

The necklace, said to be worth N850,000, had been reported missing by Tessy’s ‘boyfriend’, Cosmos.
Read the Sun reports below:

She was re-arrested by detectives at SARS, Ikeja when the owner of the gold necklace, Cosmos alerted them that she had been granted bail.

Trouble started when Cosmos, her boyfriend, realized that the gold necklace that he wore while having sex with her was missing. He raised the alarm and the occupants of the hotel, including Tessy, were arrested. They were all searched and the gold chain was not found. Not satisfied with their claim that they were not aware of where the gold chain was kept, Cosmos quickly alerted the police at Area F, Ikeja.


At the police station, Tessy insisted that she knew nothing about the stolen gold necklace. Having been detained for two days, she was granted bail while investigation continued.

Still not satisfied, Cosmos quickly reported the matter again at SARS, Ikeja and she was picked up as soon as she was granted bail at Area F, Ikeja. The officer in-charge of the department, SP Abba Kyari ordered his men to take her in for the normal process of interrogation. Terrified that she could be treated like an armed robber, Tessy quickly confessed and agreed to produce the golden necklace from where she had kept it.

The policemen however got the shock of their lives when she started undressing. Embarrassed, the officers asked if she had lost her senses and Tessy insisted that she was trying to bring out the necklace. She dipped her fingers inside her vagina and pulled out a piece of cotton wool soaked with blood. Inside it was the stolen necklace. She also confessed how she smuggled out the pendant undetected.

Meanwhile, Cosmos said he had strong feelings that the gold necklace was with Tessy as she had threatened severally that she would disappear with it.

“I have heard so much of the exploits of SARS, Ikeja, so I quickly rushed to the office and filed a fresh report when I learnt that they wanted to release her. Actually, she drugged me, before taking the necklace,” Cosmos said.

At the police station, Tessy who claimed to be a whore confessed that she felt that the safest place to hide the stolen gold necklace was her vagina.

She said: “This man is very stingy and hardly pays well at the end of a hot sex session with him. He is actually my boyfriend and I have dated him for more than a year. Most of the time, he will have sex with me and go home giving excuses why he would not give me a kobo. I always let it go because I knew that at the end of the day, I would make money from other customers. Since he is the only one that I normally had sex with without condom, I was enjoying the relationship.

“Few days before the incident, he came with a gold necklace and told me that it was worth N850, 000. I felt bad that a man who can afford to buy a necklace that’s worth that much could not give his girlfriend money for maintenance. The next day, he came with another necklace and at that point I made up my mind that I would steal it. He slept a lot after sex, so it was easy for me to take the necklace and hide it. Naturally, I knew that they will strip me in an attempt to find the necklace, so I had no choice but to hide it in the safest place in my body. My vagina.”

According to Tessy, “It was when the argument started that she got to know that Cosmos is a married man with children. “His brother suddenly surfaced and accused him of abandoning his wife who is a nursing mother at home. I was so disappointed because, he had promised to marry me. He claimed that the gold necklace was his property and that it was worth N850, 000. It was then that I decided to steal it. I knew that no matter how bad it turns, so long as the gold necklace will not be found, I would be very rich at the end of the day.

Continuing her tale, Tessy said: “I was so happy when the police at Area F agreed to release me on bail and I was already making plans as to what to do with the money. We were on our way home when some mean looking men re-arrested us . I was shattered, because I knew that my game was up. I tried to be strong but when they took me in for interrogation, I had no choice but to tell the truth on time. No criminal should pray to be taken to that place, because you will surely confess no matter how long.”

On how she managed to keep the necklace in her vagina for days unharmed, Tessy said: “In the business of prostitution, your vagina is the safest place to hide things especially money. We encounter all sizes, therefore your body adjusts easily. When I stole the necklace, I folded it in a cotton wool before I inserted it into my vagina. I couldn’t push the pendant completely inside but I managed the pains till I got to the police station. They all felt that I had kept it in the house or given it out”.

Confirming the incident, spokesperson of the Lagos State Police Command, Ngozi Briade said that the suspect confessed to the crime and pulled the necklace out from her vagina, adding, “Investigation in the matter is ongoing.”
- See more at: http://www.jointsarena.com/2013/12/how-i-hid-my-boyfriends-n850000-gold.html#.UsxC8_tdLFw

How I Hid My Boyfriend’s N850,000 Gold Necklace Inside My Private Part – Girl Confesses

girl-that-hid-boyfriends-necklace-in-private-part

A woman who was arrested on allegations of theft shocked police officers when she reportedly produced the stolen object from a strange place.

Tessy Emorvon, 26, is said to have stripped in the presence of Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) operatives and produced a gold necklace, which she is said to have stolen, from her vagina.

The necklace, said to be worth N850,000, had been reported missing by Tessy’s ‘boyfriend’, Cosmos.
Read the Sun reports below:

She was re-arrested by detectives at SARS, Ikeja when the owner of the gold necklace, Cosmos alerted them that she had been granted bail.

Trouble started when Cosmos, her boyfriend, realized that the gold necklace that he wore while having sex with her was missing. He raised the alarm and the occupants of the hotel, including Tessy, were arrested. They were all searched and the gold chain was not found. Not satisfied with their claim that they were not aware of where the gold chain was kept, Cosmos quickly alerted the police at Area F, Ikeja.


At the police station, Tessy insisted that she knew nothing about the stolen gold necklace. Having been detained for two days, she was granted bail while investigation continued.

Still not satisfied, Cosmos quickly reported the matter again at SARS, Ikeja and she was picked up as soon as she was granted bail at Area F, Ikeja. The officer in-charge of the department, SP Abba Kyari ordered his men to take her in for the normal process of interrogation. Terrified that she could be treated like an armed robber, Tessy quickly confessed and agreed to produce the golden necklace from where she had kept it.

The policemen however got the shock of their lives when she started undressing. Embarrassed, the officers asked if she had lost her senses and Tessy insisted that she was trying to bring out the necklace. She dipped her fingers inside her vagina and pulled out a piece of cotton wool soaked with blood. Inside it was the stolen necklace. She also confessed how she smuggled out the pendant undetected.

Meanwhile, Cosmos said he had strong feelings that the gold necklace was with Tessy as she had threatened severally that she would disappear with it.

“I have heard so much of the exploits of SARS, Ikeja, so I quickly rushed to the office and filed a fresh report when I learnt that they wanted to release her. Actually, she drugged me, before taking the necklace,” Cosmos said.

At the police station, Tessy who claimed to be a whore confessed that she felt that the safest place to hide the stolen gold necklace was her vagina.

She said: “This man is very stingy and hardly pays well at the end of a hot sex session with him. He is actually my boyfriend and I have dated him for more than a year. Most of the time, he will have sex with me and go home giving excuses why he would not give me a kobo. I always let it go because I knew that at the end of the day, I would make money from other customers. Since he is the only one that I normally had sex with without condom, I was enjoying the relationship.

“Few days before the incident, he came with a gold necklace and told me that it was worth N850, 000. I felt bad that a man who can afford to buy a necklace that’s worth that much could not give his girlfriend money for maintenance. The next day, he came with another necklace and at that point I made up my mind that I would steal it. He slept a lot after sex, so it was easy for me to take the necklace and hide it. Naturally, I knew that they will strip me in an attempt to find the necklace, so I had no choice but to hide it in the safest place in my body. My vagina.”

According to Tessy, “It was when the argument started that she got to know that Cosmos is a married man with children. “His brother suddenly surfaced and accused him of abandoning his wife who is a nursing mother at home. I was so disappointed because, he had promised to marry me. He claimed that the gold necklace was his property and that it was worth N850, 000. It was then that I decided to steal it. I knew that no matter how bad it turns, so long as the gold necklace will not be found, I would be very rich at the end of the day.

Continuing her tale, Tessy said: “I was so happy when the police at Area F agreed to release me on bail and I was already making plans as to what to do with the money. We were on our way home when some mean looking men re-arrested us . I was shattered, because I knew that my game was up. I tried to be strong but when they took me in for interrogation, I had no choice but to tell the truth on time. No criminal should pray to be taken to that place, because you will surely confess no matter how long.”

On how she managed to keep the necklace in her vagina for days unharmed, Tessy said: “In the business of prostitution, your vagina is the safest place to hide things especially money. We encounter all sizes, therefore your body adjusts easily. When I stole the necklace, I folded it in a cotton wool before I inserted it into my vagina. I couldn’t push the pendant completely inside but I managed the pains till I got to the police station. They all felt that I had kept it in the house or given it out”.

Confirming the incident, spokesperson of the Lagos State Police Command, Ngozi Briade said that the suspect confessed to the crime and pulled the necklace out from her vagina, adding, “Investigation in the matter is ongoing.”
- See more at: http://www.jointsarena.com/2013/12/how-i-hid-my-boyfriends-n850000-gold.html#.UsxC8_tdLFw

How I Hid My Boyfriend’s N850,000 Gold Necklace Inside My Private Part – Girl Confesses

girl-that-hid-boyfriends-necklace-in-private-part

A woman who was arrested on allegations of theft shocked police officers when she reportedly produced the stolen object from a strange place.

Tessy Emorvon, 26, is said to have stripped in the presence of Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) operatives and produced a gold necklace, which she is said to have stolen, from her vagina.

The necklace, said to be worth N850,000, had been reported missing by Tessy’s ‘boyfriend’, Cosmos.
Read the Sun reports below:

She was re-arrested by detectives at SARS, Ikeja when the owner of the gold necklace, Cosmos alerted them that she had been granted bail.

Trouble started when Cosmos, her boyfriend, realized that the gold necklace that he wore while having sex with her was missing. He raised the alarm and the occupants of the hotel, including Tessy, were arrested. They were all searched and the gold chain was not found. Not satisfied with their claim that they were not aware of where the gold chain was kept, Cosmos quickly alerted the police at Area F, Ikeja.


At the police station, Tessy insisted that she knew nothing about the stolen gold necklace. Having been detained for two days, she was granted bail while investigation continued.

Still not satisfied, Cosmos quickly reported the matter again at SARS, Ikeja and she was picked up as soon as she was granted bail at Area F, Ikeja. The officer in-charge of the department, SP Abba Kyari ordered his men to take her in for the normal process of interrogation. Terrified that she could be treated like an armed robber, Tessy quickly confessed and agreed to produce the golden necklace from where she had kept it.

The policemen however got the shock of their lives when she started undressing. Embarrassed, the officers asked if she had lost her senses and Tessy insisted that she was trying to bring out the necklace. She dipped her fingers inside her vagina and pulled out a piece of cotton wool soaked with blood. Inside it was the stolen necklace. She also confessed how she smuggled out the pendant undetected.

Meanwhile, Cosmos said he had strong feelings that the gold necklace was with Tessy as she had threatened severally that she would disappear with it.

“I have heard so much of the exploits of SARS, Ikeja, so I quickly rushed to the office and filed a fresh report when I learnt that they wanted to release her. Actually, she drugged me, before taking the necklace,” Cosmos said.

At the police station, Tessy who claimed to be a whore confessed that she felt that the safest place to hide the stolen gold necklace was her vagina.

She said: “This man is very stingy and hardly pays well at the end of a hot sex session with him. He is actually my boyfriend and I have dated him for more than a year. Most of the time, he will have sex with me and go home giving excuses why he would not give me a kobo. I always let it go because I knew that at the end of the day, I would make money from other customers. Since he is the only one that I normally had sex with without condom, I was enjoying the relationship.

“Few days before the incident, he came with a gold necklace and told me that it was worth N850, 000. I felt bad that a man who can afford to buy a necklace that’s worth that much could not give his girlfriend money for maintenance. The next day, he came with another necklace and at that point I made up my mind that I would steal it. He slept a lot after sex, so it was easy for me to take the necklace and hide it. Naturally, I knew that they will strip me in an attempt to find the necklace, so I had no choice but to hide it in the safest place in my body. My vagina.”

According to Tessy, “It was when the argument started that she got to know that Cosmos is a married man with children. “His brother suddenly surfaced and accused him of abandoning his wife who is a nursing mother at home. I was so disappointed because, he had promised to marry me. He claimed that the gold necklace was his property and that it was worth N850, 000. It was then that I decided to steal it. I knew that no matter how bad it turns, so long as the gold necklace will not be found, I would be very rich at the end of the day.

Continuing her tale, Tessy said: “I was so happy when the police at Area F agreed to release me on bail and I was already making plans as to what to do with the money. We were on our way home when some mean looking men re-arrested us . I was shattered, because I knew that my game was up. I tried to be strong but when they took me in for interrogation, I had no choice but to tell the truth on time. No criminal should pray to be taken to that place, because you will surely confess no matter how long.”

On how she managed to keep the necklace in her vagina for days unharmed, Tessy said: “In the business of prostitution, your vagina is the safest place to hide things especially money. We encounter all sizes, therefore your body adjusts easily. When I stole the necklace, I folded it in a cotton wool before I inserted it into my vagina. I couldn’t push the pendant completely inside but I managed the pains till I got to the police station. They all felt that I had kept it in the house or given it out”.

Confirming the incident, spokesperson of the Lagos State Police Command, Ngozi Briade said that the suspect confessed to the crime and pulled the necklace out from her vagina, adding, “Investigation in the matter is ongoing.”
- See more at: http://www.jointsarena.com/2013/12/how-i-hid-my-boyfriends-n850000-gold.html#.UsxC8_tdLFw

How I Hid My Boyfriend’s N850,000 Gold Necklace Inside My Private Part – Girl Confesses

girl-that-hid-boyfriends-necklace-in-private-part

A woman who was arrested on allegations of theft shocked police officers when she reportedly produced the stolen object from a strange place.

Tessy Emorvon, 26, is said to have stripped in the presence of Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) operatives and produced a gold necklace, which she is said to have stolen, from her vagina.

The necklace, said to be worth N850,000, had been reported missing by Tessy’s ‘boyfriend’, Cosmos.
Read the Sun reports below:

She was re-arrested by detectives at SARS, Ikeja when the owner of the gold necklace, Cosmos alerted them that she had been granted bail.

Trouble started when Cosmos, her boyfriend, realized that the gold necklace that he wore while having sex with her was missing. He raised the alarm and the occupants of the hotel, including Tessy, were arrested. They were all searched and the gold chain was not found. Not satisfied with their claim that they were not aware of where the gold chain was kept, Cosmos quickly alerted the police at Area F, Ikeja.


At the police station, Tessy insisted that she knew nothing about the stolen gold necklace. Having been detained for two days, she was granted bail while investigation continued.

Still not satisfied, Cosmos quickly reported the matter again at SARS, Ikeja and she was picked up as soon as she was granted bail at Area F, Ikeja. The officer in-charge of the department, SP Abba Kyari ordered his men to take her in for the normal process of interrogation. Terrified that she could be treated like an armed robber, Tessy quickly confessed and agreed to produce the golden necklace from where she had kept it.

The policemen however got the shock of their lives when she started undressing. Embarrassed, the officers asked if she had lost her senses and Tessy insisted that she was trying to bring out the necklace. She dipped her fingers inside her vagina and pulled out a piece of cotton wool soaked with blood. Inside it was the stolen necklace. She also confessed how she smuggled out the pendant undetected.

Meanwhile, Cosmos said he had strong feelings that the gold necklace was with Tessy as she had threatened severally that she would disappear with it.

“I have heard so much of the exploits of SARS, Ikeja, so I quickly rushed to the office and filed a fresh report when I learnt that they wanted to release her. Actually, she drugged me, before taking the necklace,” Cosmos said.

At the police station, Tessy who claimed to be a whore confessed that she felt that the safest place to hide the stolen gold necklace was her vagina.

She said: “This man is very stingy and hardly pays well at the end of a hot sex session with him. He is actually my boyfriend and I have dated him for more than a year. Most of the time, he will have sex with me and go home giving excuses why he would not give me a kobo. I always let it go because I knew that at the end of the day, I would make money from other customers. Since he is the only one that I normally had sex with without condom, I was enjoying the relationship.

“Few days before the incident, he came with a gold necklace and told me that it was worth N850, 000. I felt bad that a man who can afford to buy a necklace that’s worth that much could not give his girlfriend money for maintenance. The next day, he came with another necklace and at that point I made up my mind that I would steal it. He slept a lot after sex, so it was easy for me to take the necklace and hide it. Naturally, I knew that they will strip me in an attempt to find the necklace, so I had no choice but to hide it in the safest place in my body. My vagina.”

According to Tessy, “It was when the argument started that she got to know that Cosmos is a married man with children. “His brother suddenly surfaced and accused him of abandoning his wife who is a nursing mother at home. I was so disappointed because, he had promised to marry me. He claimed that the gold necklace was his property and that it was worth N850, 000. It was then that I decided to steal it. I knew that no matter how bad it turns, so long as the gold necklace will not be found, I would be very rich at the end of the day.

Continuing her tale, Tessy said: “I was so happy when the police at Area F agreed to release me on bail and I was already making plans as to what to do with the money. We were on our way home when some mean looking men re-arrested us . I was shattered, because I knew that my game was up. I tried to be strong but when they took me in for interrogation, I had no choice but to tell the truth on time. No criminal should pray to be taken to that place, because you will surely confess no matter how long.”

On how she managed to keep the necklace in her vagina for days unharmed, Tessy said: “In the business of prostitution, your vagina is the safest place to hide things especially money. We encounter all sizes, therefore your body adjusts easily. When I stole the necklace, I folded it in a cotton wool before I inserted it into my vagina. I couldn’t push the pendant completely inside but I managed the pains till I got to the police station. They all felt that I had kept it in the house or given it out”.

Confirming the incident, spokesperson of the Lagos State Police Command, Ngozi Briade said that the suspect confessed to the crime and pulled the necklace out from her vagina, adding, “Investigation in the matter is ongoing.”
- See more at: http://www.jointsarena.com/2013/12/how-i-hid-my-boyfriends-n850000-gold.html#.UsxC8_tdLFw

How I Hid My Boyfriend’s N850,000 Gold Necklace Inside My Private Part – Girl Confesses

girl-that-hid-boyfriends-necklace-in-private-part

A woman who was arrested on allegations of theft shocked police officers when she reportedly produced the stolen object from a strange place.

Tessy Emorvon, 26, is said to have stripped in the presence of Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) operatives and produced a gold necklace, which she is said to have stolen, from her vagina.

The necklace, said to be worth N850,000, had been reported missing by Tessy’s ‘boyfriend’, Cosmos.
Read the Sun reports below:

She was re-arrested by detectives at SARS, Ikeja when the owner of the gold necklace, Cosmos alerted them that she had been granted bail.

Trouble started when Cosmos, her boyfriend, realized that the gold necklace that he wore while having sex with her was missing. He raised the alarm and the occupants of the hotel, including Tessy, were arrested. They were all searched and the gold chain was not found. Not satisfied with their claim that they were not aware of where the gold chain was kept, Cosmos quickly alerted the police at Area F, Ikeja.


At the police station, Tessy insisted that she knew nothing about the stolen gold necklace. Having been detained for two days, she was granted bail while investigation continued.

Still not satisfied, Cosmos quickly reported the matter again at SARS, Ikeja and she was picked up as soon as she was granted bail at Area F, Ikeja. The officer in-charge of the department, SP Abba Kyari ordered his men to take her in for the normal process of interrogation. Terrified that she could be treated like an armed robber, Tessy quickly confessed and agreed to produce the golden necklace from where she had kept it.

The policemen however got the shock of their lives when she started undressing. Embarrassed, the officers asked if she had lost her senses and Tessy insisted that she was trying to bring out the necklace. She dipped her fingers inside her vagina and pulled out a piece of cotton wool soaked with blood. Inside it was the stolen necklace. She also confessed how she smuggled out the pendant undetected.

Meanwhile, Cosmos said he had strong feelings that the gold necklace was with Tessy as she had threatened severally that she would disappear with it.

“I have heard so much of the exploits of SARS, Ikeja, so I quickly rushed to the office and filed a fresh report when I learnt that they wanted to release her. Actually, she drugged me, before taking the necklace,” Cosmos said.

At the police station, Tessy who claimed to be a whore confessed that she felt that the safest place to hide the stolen gold necklace was her vagina.

She said: “This man is very stingy and hardly pays well at the end of a hot sex session with him. He is actually my boyfriend and I have dated him for more than a year. Most of the time, he will have sex with me and go home giving excuses why he would not give me a kobo. I always let it go because I knew that at the end of the day, I would make money from other customers. Since he is the only one that I normally had sex with without condom, I was enjoying the relationship.

“Few days before the incident, he came with a gold necklace and told me that it was worth N850, 000. I felt bad that a man who can afford to buy a necklace that’s worth that much could not give his girlfriend money for maintenance. The next day, he came with another necklace and at that point I made up my mind that I would steal it. He slept a lot after sex, so it was easy for me to take the necklace and hide it. Naturally, I knew that they will strip me in an attempt to find the necklace, so I had no choice but to hide it in the safest place in my body. My vagina.”

According to Tessy, “It was when the argument started that she got to know that Cosmos is a married man with children. “His brother suddenly surfaced and accused him of abandoning his wife who is a nursing mother at home. I was so disappointed because, he had promised to marry me. He claimed that the gold necklace was his property and that it was worth N850, 000. It was then that I decided to steal it. I knew that no matter how bad it turns, so long as the gold necklace will not be found, I would be very rich at the end of the day.

Continuing her tale, Tessy said: “I was so happy when the police at Area F agreed to release me on bail and I was already making plans as to what to do with the money. We were on our way home when some mean looking men re-arrested us . I was shattered, because I knew that my game was up. I tried to be strong but when they took me in for interrogation, I had no choice but to tell the truth on time. No criminal should pray to be taken to that place, because you will surely confess no matter how long.”

On how she managed to keep the necklace in her vagina for days unharmed, Tessy said: “In the business of prostitution, your vagina is the safest place to hide things especially money. We encounter all sizes, therefore your body adjusts easily. When I stole the necklace, I folded it in a cotton wool before I inserted it into my vagina. I couldn’t push the pendant completely inside but I managed the pains till I got to the police station. They all felt that I had kept it in the house or given it out”.

Confirming the incident, spokesperson of the Lagos State Police Command, Ngozi Briade said that the suspect confessed to the crime and pulled the necklace out from her vagina, adding, “Investigation in the matter is ongoing.”
- See more at: http://www.jointsarena.com/2013/12/how-i-hid-my-boyfriends-n850000-gold.html#.UsxC8_tdLFw

Wednesday, 1 January 2014

BIG BOOBS ADVANTAGES AND PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH BIG BOOBS

Wednesday, 1 January 2014 - by Unknown · - 0 Comments

Many people love big boobs in regard to that we should keep in mind that everything comes with a price.stated below are the problems experienced by ladies who own big boobs

1. You can’t wear button down shirts because the buttons gap open and you basically look semi-naked..
2. It’s impossible to find cute bras that fit.  because you get a giant grandma support bra with two-inch-wide beige straps.
3. No bathing suits fit. Ever. Not one pieces, not two pieces, not red pieces, not blue pieces.
4. People (even those who don’t know you well!) say things to you (even in casual conversation!) like, “Have you ever thought about getting a breast reduction
5. People ask you if your back hurts. While I realize this is an issue for some women, it's weird when people assume that something I actually like about my body is a disability.
6. Everyday exercises are basically not possible. There is thismuch space between my boobs and the floor during a push-up.
7. You have to wear more than one sports bra if you’re going to attempt to work out. Sometimes two, sometimes — UGH — three. Sometimes you wish you could temporarily mummify your boobs just for your workouts.
8. You automatically look sexual in everything you wear.
9. You look especially sexual in bathing suits. There is soooo much cleavage. Even in a one-piece bathing suit 
10. People ask what size bra you are. Both men and women. This is weird and rude. I don’t go around asking you how much you, like, weigh.
11. Guys pay too much attention to your boobs in bed, as if assuming that big boobs automatically equate to "extremely sensitive clitoris-like pleasure appendages." Not true.
12. You are constantly bothered by dressing advice for “curvy” figures because the advice is always bullshit. Like that thing about belting things at the waist? You look like you’re presenting your boobs on a platter.
13. You can never wear anything backless. 
14. You can’t wear any bridesmaids dresses because they’re ALWAYS strapless. Damn you brides and your strapless dress leanings. DAMN YOU.
15. You can’t wear blazers. Because they all gape open at the bottom so that your torso looks like a big bell. That cliché work advice about just throwing on a blazer over your dress for your job interview is, to you, fake.
16. You can only wear bib necklaces. Because long ones dangle off the precipice of your boobs like a cat toy.
17. Cross body back pack awkwardly snuggle up to your armpit. Like you're nursing a baby.
18. You look positively beastly if you’re cut off mid-boob in a photo.
19. You feel special relation with other people like you..
20. You always wonder what other ladies have underneath their clothes. Because their rack defies all big boob physics, as you — one owner of big boobs — has come to understand them.
21. You are horrified of the idea of being pregnant because even though you love your big boobs, they are big enough.

Monday, 30 December 2013

DISADVANTAGES AND PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH BIG BUTT

Monday, 30 December 2013 - by Unknown · - 0 Comments

1. Finding a pair of jeans that fit your butt and your waist feels like winning the lottery.
If it fits your waist, it's so tight it squeezes your butt cheeks in. If it fits your butt, you have this huge space around your waist, almost like you're wearing maternity jeans. 
2. About 90 percent of your clothes are 80 percent made of flexible material
that stretchy material, is the universe's gift to you.
3. You won't ever wear a dress .
You would rather wear cloth that are less your size — that is always two sizes two small — suppress your breathing so you can look slimmer
4. You can almost never order clothes online.
Because store sizes are so off, you're a 10 at one place and a 16 at the other, so you never know how it will fit.
5. You literally haul ass every time you run.
This burns extra calories, right?
6. When you wear a dress, your hem rises at least three inches — but only in the back.
Introducing the dress mullet: business in the front, party in the back.
7. You have a love-hate relationship with "Baby Got Back."
Anytime the media talks about big booties, they somehow always manage to say "baby got back." It's very annoying to be compared to 90s video dancers . 
8. You have to buy your bikini tops and bottoms separately.
That Old Navy bikini bottom will get swallowed.
9. Some men think "but that ass" is a great conversation starter.
I've found that responding with "I was thinking the same thing when I saw you," is a great way to make it awkward enough for him to walk away. 
10. Trying to pull pants over your ample assets doubles as cardio.
Because you have to hop around the room like a kangaroo to get into your favorite skinny jeans.
11. Rappers are constantly trying to tell you what to do with your ass.
Drop it low, make it clap, twerk it, back dat ass up — damn, can't a girl just two-step, anymore?
12. Shopping for a bra unintentionally ends up taking four hours.
And finding a sexy one seems impossible.. 
13. You can't remember the last time you wore shorts.
There's no way your hips and butt are going to fit into those cute cut offs you spotted 

SECRET GUIDE TO MIND BLOWING SEX BY WOMEN WHO LOVE AND ENJOY SEX

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So what did Justine learn from her doing-it demon pal? For starters, mattress megaprowess has nothing to do with possessing a perfect bod or loads of experience. What Heather and other vixens do have is a sex-cessful set of 10 pleasure principles they inherently follow.

Here, we rounded up those randy rules so you too can become a member of the lusty ladies club — and keep your guy very, very grateful. 1. "I can switch on my sex drive."
Sensually supercharged women don't wait around patiently for the mood to strike. Instead, they set in motion the sex-psyching strategies that work for them every time.

"I conjure up a favorite fantasy — I imagine myself totally naked," reveals Cassie, a 29-year-old receptionist. "Whether I'm sitting behind my desk at work or I'm at the gym, I'll pretend my clothes are in a heap on the floor and that dozens of hungry male eyes are glued to my body."

Another libido-lifting trick is to wake up your senses: Spritz on your man's cologne, brush satiny fabric against your skin, or suck on some fruit. "Taking time to engage each sense — touch, taste, sound, scent, and sight — will quickly kick-start your lust drive," advises Susan Block, Ph.D., a sex therapist and radio show host.

2. "My body is my pleasure palace."
A desire diva doesn't waste time fretting about stubble and cellulite or wishing she didn't take so long to climax. Instead, she sees herself as a carnal conduit loaded with sensual capabilities. How did these chicks become so aware of their pleasure points? Chances are, they'll credit masturbation.

To get better acquainted with your sexual self, take their cue and become your own passion professor. "My husband constantly thanks me for having such a swinging solo sex life," says Kerry, 27, a chef. "It's given me the chance to seek out my innermost hot spots and teach myself how to have a mind-blowing string of O's."

Another hands-on advantage: You take charge of your orgasmic destiny. "When a guy can't find my G-spot, I'll gently take his fingers and guide them," says Christi, 32, a teacher. "He still gets to be the source of my pleasure, but I'm the one exploding with ecstasy."
3. "I know I'm a sex goddess.""I usually do a little striptease before sex — first disrobing seductively in front of my guy, then finishing by shaking my butt," reveals Rebecca, a 29-year-old therapist. Hearing that, you'd assume Rebecca has a tush as tempting as Jennifer Lopez's. Surprise — she describes her behind as Flat City. "Long ago, I learned that men are turned on by a woman who is uninhibited about her sexuality," she says. "My current beau would rather date a confident woman with an imperfect figure than a 36-24-36 chick whose self esteem is low
The tricky thing about sexual confidence, as any girl will admit, is that you need a little to begin with before it can blossom into a natural part of your passion personality. So how do you start? "Fake it at first — that's what I did," admits Bari, a 25-year-old designer. "My now-boyfriend was a coworker of mine whom I had a massive crush on. So I mentally made over my attitude from mousy staffer to office tramp, asked him out for a beer, and let my inner sex goddess loose. Six months of incredible action later, I still haven't reined in that attitude."

4. "I speak up for myself in the sack."
On-fire femmes know that men love to please. But even the most perceptive guy in the world won't have your moan zones all mapped out. "I tell my partners how I want to be touched," says Eliza, a 29-year-old psychologist. "Then I giggle and scream to reinforce what he's doing. I let guys know how to send me soaring."

If you're not used to being so erotically expressive, clue in your man by praising his sexual performance. Compliment him on what he does do well, then add a subtle suggestion: "It turns me on so much when you kiss my breasts, I'd go wild if you put your hand between my legs too."

Remember: This is the electronic age; email can also be an erotic way to detail your desire directions. "My man's usual sex style — fast thrusting — was too rough. So I sent him a sexy message saying I was imagining him rocking me to a gentle, slo-mo climax," recalls Marion, 24, a real estate agent. "That night, he begged me for a demo. He loved the lighter touch, and now we go slow each time." 5. "It's not if I have an orgasm — it's how."
Women who ooze erotic energy don't view their Big O as a lucky bonus. Instead, reaching the pleasure pinnacle is their right. "Men don't consider it sex unless they have an orgasm," explains Maria, a 27-year-old sales assistant. "So why should I settle for almost-but-not-quite?" "I wish every woman would tattoo I deserve great sex on her brain," says Gina Ogden, Ph.D., author of Women Who Love Sex (Womanspirit, 1999). "Sexual satisfaction is a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you don't expect to be peeled off the ceiling, it won't happen." So start believing that every-time orgasms aren't elusive rewards reserved for select women — they're yours for the taking. "Once I became confident I would be able to come, I started having earth-shaking climaxes," confirms Stephanie, a 23-year-old teaching assistant.

6. "I've mastered one signature sex move."
"Most women try to please their partners with direct below-the-belt stimulation, so I devote my time to a guy's lesser-known erogenous areas," explains Mary, a 26-year-old jewelry designer. Her favorite place: that fleshy, supersensual web of skin between the thumb and finger. "Most guys I've dated don't even know about this hot spot."

Lust fiends like Mary know that mastering at least one unique, naughty-but-nice move can morph you from a hot-and-heavy lover to holy moly! sex-partner status. But you don't have to focus on his G-rated hot spots alone or a specific sexual act. Your signature style can be about invoking an entire mood: sweetly simple, daring and dirty, or pushing the erotic envelope. 7. "I get to know his secret desires."
Sexually charged chiquitas know that ecstasy is much more exciting when you skip the paint-by-numbers passion plan. "There's nothing hotter than getting to know your partner and finding out which unique moves get him going," Block says. "He'll be blown away by having a willing woman explore his secret desires."

"Just when I think I know the best oral-sex technique, a new lover and I will discover something I'd never have thought of," explains Christina, a 25-year-old studio assistant. "My current partner showed me how to brush a pair of satin panties against his testicles while I'm going down on him. The two different sensations drive him over the edge — I'm afraid our neighbors are going to call the police on us."

Taking the time to experiment with new caresses and positions won't just make your guy grovel, it'll expand your idea of what's sexy. Plus, you'll be able to use your newly discovered moves to whip future lovers into a frenzy.

8. "I never let sex get stale."
Libidinous lasses love traveling to the outer limits of lust. "Once my man and I moved in together, sex went straight from sizzling to snoozeville," recalls Sadie, a 28-year-old editor. "While lazily flipping cable channels late one night, we caught a soft-core movie — and the on-screen action was really turning us on. Now we rent erotic videos whenever our sex life needs energizing."

Bodacious babes like Sadie know that as soon as sex loses its erotic edge, they have to take fast action. They'll view steamy videos, try a sex toy, leaf through triple-X magazines, act out a secret fantasy, make love in a different location, or test-drive a scorching new position — almost anything in the pursuit of greater pleasure with their partner. To keep the heat in your relationship on high, vow to sample something naughty yet new at least once a week: Surprise your guy by doing the deed in the shower, read erotic books, or duck away from a party into an empty bedroom for a mischievous quickie.
9. "I'm passionate 24-7."
"Sexuality is a round-the-clock activity, not an isolated act you do in 20-minute stretches," explains Dina, a 33-year-old nurse. "So I'll get up a little early to indulge in a luxurious bath rather than a five-minute shower. Or I'll wear silk stockings instead of drugstore panty hose."

We're not suggesting that silk stockings are a substitute for sizzling sex. But burning babes never separate their lust lives from the rest of their lives. "Great lovers integrate desire into everything they do so they feel sensuous all day long," says Susan Crain Bakos, author of Sexational Secrets (St. Martin's Press, 1996). "I love pre-sex tension and post-sex afterglow as much as I love doing the deed itself, so I'll make these moments extra sensual for me and my guy," admits Felicity, a 24-year-old MBA student. "Before sex, I'll flirt with him as if we were meeting for the first time. After we've climaxed, we keep touching each other, basking in how good we feel. Sex is so wonderful, why should it have a clear-cut beginning and end?"

10. "Sex is at the top of my to-do list."
Girls who love sex never make those tired, same-old excuses — "I got my period"; "I had a stressful day"; "I feel sooo fat" — for why they can't hit the sheets. Instead, passion is number one on their to-do lists, and they know that erotic action is the best cure for cramps, stress, and the blues. "Once you put off pleasure, it becomes easier and easier to postpone, and pretty soon you're out of the habit," explains Bakos. "It can be hard to get back in the sexual swing of things once your sensual switches have been turned off."

So even if you're not wildly turned on, you'll be doing yourself a favor by slipping into a sensuous state of mind. "When I come home flipped out from a rough day at work, sex is the furthest thing from my mind," remarks Amie, a 27-year-old reservations agent. "But instead of shutting out my boyfriend, I'd much rather re-spark my desire by kissing his five o'clock shadow and being held in his arms. Our lovemaking that night may not be mind-blowing, but it'll feel good — and making each other feel good keeps our bond strong."

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